Written In the Stars
When Virgo and Libra join together in a love match, it can be like puting two puzzle pieces together.
"Stevie, your knee is in my eye."
"Because YOUR foot is crammmed right between my balls!"
Each locks into the other and sits comfortably in place.
"Well, I can't breathe! Move!"
"You move, you load! You're twenty pounds heavier!"
Both Signs seek security in partnership,
"There....There we go...my leg...Hold on to it!"
"I can't hold on to it if you keep SHAKING it that way!"
"Oh, shut up; it'll be worth it when we get it inside."
and they share a love of beauty and culture.
"Whatever. As long as I don't' miss The Simpsons tonight."
"Is it the one where Homer gets breast implants?"
"Yup!"
"Oh, Goodie..."
They can work together efficiently and smoothly because they desire similar rewards.
"Watch out for the door...WATCH OUT FOR THE DOOR!"
"Yeah..sorry, my hand slipped..."
"Yeah, right...slipped..."
"I happen to know what I'm doing...GO FOR THE FIELD GOAL, YOU IDIOT!"
The Virgo-Libra relationship may trickle along in the beginning, but it will rev up once both partners grow to respect one another.
"You and your damned football..."
"Well, you and your damned art!"
"Damned?! Let's see how damned THIS is..."
Virgo and Libra both appreciate superficial pleasures, and they often enjoy collecting bone china, art or photographs.
"Dear God, that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life."
"You have no taste, Stevie."
"'African Elephant Droppings in Pink With Swan's Blood?!'"'
"Isn't it lovely? It's all the rage in New York and LA."
"Rage...Oh yeah, I feel it..."
"Don't' be funny..give me your honest opinion.."
They also enjoy the theater and all forms of art.
"They should have called it 'Snail Snot over Leningrad.'"
"Snail Snot?!"
"It's yellow, it's pink and it's ugly. What else should it be called?"
"How about 'you owe me for making me go to the ballet last week'?"
Practicality and pleasure are important to both Signs, and they compliment one another in many ways.
"You owed me after dragging me to The Wild World of Wheels! And need I remind you what you said to that showgirl..."
"Ohh, not the showgirl speech again.."
"'Ey, baby, you come with the car?' She was old enough to be your daughter! The car screamed 'mid-life crises!'"
Virgo appreciates Libra's charm and diplomacy,
"Ohhh, that was a low blow, Richards; I may be forty this year, but I'm not..."
"You're wasting our money on the ugliest modern art I've ever seen."
"...a senile old man...Hey!"
and Libra can even things out when Virgo doesn't get their way.
"..But I want to put it in there! Right there with the five-foot tall plaster Elvis."
"God...I rue the day Jeff Hardy gave you that thing!"
Libra appreciates the Virgo love of order and the tangible rewards that come with it.
"...I Oked the Moose Head for the bedroom. I said 'sure, what the hell' when you put a Monet in the bathroom, of all places..."
"It was a copy of Water Lilies! They belong in the john!"
Additionally, Libra and Virgo are willing and able to see the different sides of an argument, and together they make decisions only after examining the facts.
"FACT: We have no more wall space. FACT: I don't want to wake up looking at that thing every morning..."
"FACT: You're giving me a headache. Just for that, no...snuggling...tonight!"
"Good! I couldn't get a hardon looking at that thing even with a bottle of vigra swimming around in my blood!"
The Planet Mercury rules Virgo and Libra is ruled by the Planet Venus. Virgo is an excellent communicator, analyst and thinker.
"But...I mean...but it isn't...Bah...It's not ugly! It's by one of the top modern artists of this century."
These partners share a love of good, honest conversation
"Really? Is he blind and without use of his tactile senses?"
"I don't have to take this, Steven..."
Libra, especially, is about balance, and both partners share pleasing personalities and a strong desire for balance. together, they bring culture and beauty to the world around them.
"No, you don't. You're also not taking my St. Paulie Girl promotional poster down so you can put that up!"
"Steven...should I really point this out to you? I should; no one considers a photograph of Brigitte Nielsen standing around with her boobs akimbo in a little German beergarten outfit 'high art."
Also due to Venus's influence, Libra can be lazy, and both partners may be seen as snobs: Virgo with their high expectations and Libra guilty of an intellectual superiority complex.
"But you said you loved that poster! And my Shrek cericel set! And my many paintings of Kramer!...Don't you shudder when I mention my Kramers! Did you know they were..."
"NO THERORIZING ON THE KRAMER PORTAIT!"
"You never did like to listen to me talk, Scott."
"Nope. Not you or the other fifty people in your head."
Libra goes about theorizing on many different subjects, while Virgo is more pragmatic. Virgo asks, how will this help me achieve my goals in life? while Libra simply focuses on whatever occurs to them, regardless of how useful it is.
"This is all about you and your perfect bedroom! Your perfect little room where no one's allowed to get cracker crumbs into the sheets or watch porno movies with the sound up!"
"No, this is about you and your inability to see my needs! And I have needs, Steven!"
Sometimes each partner may find it difficult to understand where the other is coming from.
"What the fuck are you saying?!"
"What the fuck are YOU saying?!"
Both partners need to realize that they view the world through different filters.
"OK, this is getting out of hand..."
"Yeah, yeah it is..."
Virgo is a Mutable Sign and Libra is a Cardinal Sign. In this relationship, Libra will steer their direction.
"Scotty...I'll tell you what...You can put up this...um...work of art....If I can keep the light-up my plug-in light up Incredible Hulk clock."
"When will you plug it in?"
"Tuesdays and Wednesdays only."
"Deal."
What's the best aspect of the Virgo-Libra relationship? It's their shared love
"Scotty?"
"Yeah?"
"I Love you."
"That I know...why I love you, I have no idea."
"It's written in the stars."
"Yeah...take me to the bedroom."
"As you wish, Romeo....