Stuck
"Shorts again?"
"Yup! Aren't they cute?"
"If they're not the glow in the dark ones. I heard they make your dick turn green. That's a joke, Den, don't pass our on me."
"Jokes are only funny if someone laughs! Now you have to do something for me."
"Ah hell no! I know what you'll ask!"
"C'Mon Stevo; just for me.."
"I don't know; I heard Vince made them in the Philliphenes. Maybe they smuggled cocaine in em."
"That is such a racist perception...Just put it on...."
"OK...Fine..Damn, did they only make these in pigmy size?"
"Aww! Lookit the cute skull!"
"Hey! Don't touch me like that..well...ah yeah, maybe you can touch me like that...."
"When you're laying down with that special someone on a romantic night, and the mood hits, you'll want to be reminded of none other than Stone Cold, and these will do just that!"
*laughing * "Don't you ever do ..."
"Don't you think I look...romantique..in them?"
"You look like a man wearing boxer shorts a size too small for him."
"Don't insult the man who sucks your cock, Stevo."
"I won't..just keep sucking like that..yeah, Den, you have such sweet lips..swing on that thing!"
"That's enough of that."
"Aww, Denn.."
"No more until you shave! Picking pubes out of your front teeth isn't pleasant."
"Mmm...I know something that is."
"I'll bet...just be gentle this time...Mmm..slip it in..yeeahhh..."
"Nice, tight hole, baby."
"Thank you!"
"Mm..keep giggling, it does something for my dick...Oh yeah! Hell yeah! Ahh! Yeah!!...Come on..Yeah! Fuck! Coming!!"
*Four minutes of whining, screaming, moaning and panting later*
"I told you they make me hotter."
"As much as I love you, Den..no more fetishes, OK?"
"Sure...if you wear those shorts to bed again next time."
"Anything for my baby...The hell?"
"I'm afraid your pygmy prophecy was true."
"Don't tell me..."
"I think you're stuck."
"STUCK!?!"
"Don't panic; I'll get the peanut butter and you go get that vibrating Giant Action figure. This won't be pretty."
"Why Do I put up with this?"
"Cause you love me."
"That, too."