Nashville
Oh, this wasn't the worst mistake she had ever made in her life, but it was the most expensive.
"How in the hell can you mistake Canada for anything else?" Snapped Shane as he dug into a shake.
"I was distracted," Lita explained, staring straight ahead at the miles before them with a frozen, sad expression. Nashville's show would be on at four, and her phone's batteries were dead.
"God." Remarked Stephanie, "Did you see that moose? It's huge!"
"No bigger than your tits," Noted Shane.
"That's just filthy," Torrie remarked dourly, staring jealously at the two of them. Shane simply smirked, as if irking his girlfriend had been the intention all along.
Matt simply stared out of the window, his jaw locked into a grimace. The back roads of Wisconsin seemed endlessly green. And seemed to endlessly stretch onward.
Molly sighed, "Nashville said he would still be there when we get there, right?"
"Yeah; I called him when we made our last stop." Lita said distractedly.
Molly gently placed her hand on Lita's shoulder, "Don't you worry, now. I'm sure you'll be fine. What else could go wrong?"
"Don't ask that." Christian advised, as Matt slammed on the breaks. A loud thump issued as the RV smacked into a very annoyed pig.
And then refused to turn over.